This is just the beginning of the hilarity. Penises are on loan and God made women so His penis would have a home?!?!
The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may seem, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.The article goes on to address masturbation and homosexuality further burdening the already stressed real estate analogy.